Ed Zachary Disease

by **GinaGaller1978** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:08 pm

As we get older, we have a lot of medical problems but let us
hope we don't get this one.

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a
date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something Wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr.
Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy
bad.You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
not haf sex or dates" The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God,
Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when
your facelook Ed Zachary like your ass."