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Many of us have at one time been so up-tight that we couldn't even see how up-tight we were. Last Sunday the preacher told a story about a policeman following a car where the driver flipped another driver "the bird", pounded on his steering wheel when he got stuck at a red light, and finally shouted at someone who just wasn't driving right. The policeman turned on the dreaded light and pulled him over. "What happened; I didn't break any laws?" The policeman responded that indeed he had not broken any laws, but that by observing his behavior and then noticing a "Jesus Loves Me" bumper sticker on his car, he suspected that the car was STOLEN!