A Comparative Study

Keep it clean please

Moderator: Bob

A Comparative Study

Postby Bob » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:39 pm

This was emailed to me and I thought interesting.

Office being sought:
Her: Vice President
Him: President of the United States and Leader of the Free World

Full name:
Her: Sarah Louise Heath Palin
Him: Barack Hussein Obama II

Nickname:
Her: Sarah Barracuda
Him: Barry Obama; 'The One'

Public's opinion:
Her: Smoking hot in a 'naughty librarian' sort of way
Him: Thinks of himself as a Messiah - he's going to rescue us from ourselves.

Age:
Her: 44
Him: 48

Children:
Her: 5: two sons, three daughters
Him: 2: two daughters

Religion/Church Attendance:
Her: Evangelical Christian; attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau
and grew up attending Wasilla Assembly of God.
Him: Attended Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years, a 'black liberation theology'
church formerly led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and governed according to the Black Value System.

Current Job:
Her: Governor of Alaska
Him: Junior Senator from Illinois

Previous Public Jobs:
Her: Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996-2002);
President of Alaska Conference of Mayors;
City Council member (1992-1996)
State Senator (1997-2004);
Community Organizer
Him: None

Executive Experience:
Her: Governor for 2 years;
Mayor for 10 years
Him: None

Foreign Relations Experience:
Her: Governor of state that borders two foreign countries (Canada and Russia)
Him: Chaired Senate subcommittee on Europe but never called it into session;
Once gave a speech to 200,000 screaming Germans.

Military Affairs Experience:
Her: Commander in Chief of Alaska National Guard;
Son is enlisted Infantryman in U.S. Army
Him: None

Private Sector Experience:
Her: Sports reporter;
Salmon fisherman
Him: Associate at civil rights law firm

Speaking ability:
Her: Beautifully executed initial stump speech in Dayton, OH hockey arena
without a TelePrompTer
Him: An entertain..........wait--did you say without a TelePrompTer??

Spouse's name:
Her's: Todd Mitchell Palin
His: Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama

Spouse's Occupation:
Her's: Salmon fisherman;
Former North Slope production supervisor for BP Oil
His: Vice President for Community and External Affairs at University of
Chicago Hospitals;
Former Associate Dean of Student Services at the University of Chicago;
Former Executive Director for the Chicago office of Public Allies;
Former Assistant to the Mayor of Chicago;
Former associate at Sidley Austin law firm

Reaction to Spouse's Political Success:
Her's: Quit 17-year BP oil job when BP became involved in natural gas
pipeline negotiations with wife's administration.
His: Promoted and given 160% pay raise by University of Chicago hospitals within months of
husband's election to U.S. Senate;
Employer received $1,000,000.00 federal earmark, requested by husband, after her promotion.

Coolest Thing about Spouse:
Her's: Tesoro Iron Dog Snowmobile race champion (longest snowmobile race in the world);
In 2008, while defending his championship, was injured when he was thrown 70 feet from
his machine. He was sent to the hospital but still finished in fourth place.
His: Sister of Oregon State University head basketball coach Craig Robinson.

Most Courageous Moment in Public Service:
Her: Resigned in protest from position of Ethics Commissioner of Alaska Oil
and Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose legal violations
and conflicts of interest of Alaska Republican leaders, including the
former state Attorney General and the State GOP Chairman (who was also
an Oil & Gas Commissioner). He was doing work for the party on public
time and supplying a lobbyist with a sensitive e-mail.
Him: Gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators
in Hyde Park in 2002.

In Current Office Because...
Her: Upset sitting Governor in GOP primary due to public support for her
efforts to clean up corrupt government establishment.
Him: Republican opponent, who was leading in the polls, was forced to leave
race after the unsealing of divorce records exposed a sex scandal.

Theme:
Her: Change and Clean Government
Him Hope and Change;
'Bringing Change from Outside Washington'

What They've Done to Live that Theme:
Her: Replaced entire Board of Agriculture and Conservation because of
conflict of interest;
Resigned from position of Ethics Commissioner of the Alaska Oil and
Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose corruption among
members of own party.
Him: Selected 36-year incumbent Senator as running mate.

Family Affairs:

Her: May have removed State Public Safety Commissioner as part of effort to
protect sister in messy divorce and child custody battle.
Him: Often says, 'I am my brother's keeper';
Brother lives in a hut in Nairobi on $12 per year.

Union affiliation:
Her: Union member, married to Union member
Endorsed by a union
Iraq and Troop Support
Formerly (pre-surge) critical of apparent lack of long-term strategy
for Iraq;
Visited wounded U.S. soldiers in Germany;
Visited AK National Guard soldiers deployed to Kuwait;
Son deploying to Iraq on 9/11/08 as Army infantryman.
Him: Gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators;
Almost visited wounded troops in Germany, but decided to go shopping
in Berlin instead.


Bipartisan/'maverick' Credentials:
Her: Married to a non-Republican;
Exposed corruption within own party;
Campaigned for Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell against corrupt GOP congressman Don Young;
Called out Sen Ted Stevens (R-AK) to 'come clean' about financial
dealings that are under fed investigation
Him: Talks about bipartisanship

Legislative Record:
Her: Passed a landmark ethics reform bill;
Used veto to cut budgetary spending;
Prevented 'bridge to nowhere' that would have cost taxpayers $400 million dollars.
Him: Voted 'present' over 100 times as IL state senator.

How They Dealt with Corrupt Individuals in Home City/State:
Her: Exposed legal violations and conflicts of interest of Alaska
Republican leaders;
Campaigned against corrupt GOP Representative;
Ran against and defeated corrupt incumbent governor in GOP primary
Him: Launched political career in home of unrepentant domestic terrorist
Bill Ayers (and still refers to him as a part of 'mainstream Democratic Chicago';
Purchased home with help of convicted felon Tony Rezko.

Guns:
Her: Lifetime member of NRA and avid hunter;
Video can be found on YouTube of Palin firing an M4 at a military firing range.
Him: Worked to pass legislation in Illinois that would prevent all
law-abiding citizens from owning firearms.

Earmarks:
Her: Opposed 'Bridge to Nowhere' project;
Said Alaska should avoid relying on federal money for projects;
Campaigned against porker Don Young (R-AK) in 2008 primary.
Him: Secured federal earmarks for wife's employer and for campaign bundlers

Abortion:
Her: Pro life;
Gave birth to 5th child knowing that he would have Down's syndrome.
Him: Pro-choice;
Only IL state sen. to speak against the Born Alive Infant's Protection
Act, which required medical care to be given to live infants who
survived abortions.

Energy:
Her: Believes energy independence is a matter of national security;
For drilling in ANWR, which is in her state.
Him: Says Americans should 'get tune-ups' and 'check tire pressure';
Says 'we can't expect the world to be okay with' our use of heating
and air conditioning.

Environment:
Her: Chair of Alaska Conservation Commission (2003-4);
Announced plans to create sub-cabinet group of advisors to address
climate change and reduce greenhouse gas emissions in AK.

Him: Talks about the environment a lot; Says we need to do something about
the environment.

Athletic Prowess:
Her: Runs marathons
Him: Has reporters tailing him to the gym.


So there you go:
A Comparative Study.
Now you decide.....
Now you go vote......
Bob Grant '65, your friendly site administrator
User avatar
Bob
Site Admin
 
Posts: 770
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:27 pm
Location: Knoxville, TN

Re: A Comparative Study

Postby GinaGaller1978 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:49 pm

Thanks for passing that along Bob...very interesting!

McCain/Palin
2008
Gina Galler Everett '78
User avatar
GinaGaller1978
Site Admin
 
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:18 pm
Location: Knoxville, TN

Re: A Comparative Study

Postby slee » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:20 am

Now think about what your saying if McCain fell over dead as President. Do you think Palin has enough
brains to run this counrty.
Sam Lee
Sammy Lee 1970
User avatar
slee
Very Active Member
 
Posts: 70
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:48 am

Re: A Comparative Study

Postby GinaGaller1978 » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:28 pm

Does Sarah Palin have enough brains to run this country? DEFINITELY! ....and then some! No doubt about it.
Gina Galler Everett '78
User avatar
GinaGaller1978
Site Admin
 
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:18 pm
Location: Knoxville, TN

$150,000.00 to make her pretty

Postby slee » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:28 pm

For this much money I think my wife would look good enough to run for Vice-President.
And since she a Democrat a heck a lot smaller :D :D :D :D
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-po ... .clothing/
Sammy Lee 1970
User avatar
slee
Very Active Member
 
Posts: 70
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:48 am

Re: A Comparative Study

Postby slee » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:06 am

All that qualification and still lost. Guess that tell you something :D :D :D :D
SAM
Sammy Lee 1970
User avatar
slee
Very Active Member
 
Posts: 70
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:48 am


Return to Political Humor, opinions

  • VISITORS

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

Design by GB