It Ain't Looking Good

[GinaGaller1978]

A Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Southern Baptist and their wives were all
on a cruise together. A tidal wave came up, swamped the ship, and they all
drowned. Next thing they knew, they were standing before St. Peter.

The first in line was the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were moral and upright, but you loved
money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." St
Peter waved and poof! Down the chute to the other place they went.

Next was the Methodist and his wife. "Sorry, can't let you in either," said
St. Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but you loved food
too much. You loved food so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" Sadly,
St. Peter waved again and, whang! down the chute went the Methodists.

The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It ain't
looking good, Fanny."